Egg Jokes

The latest winning jokes from Our Facebook competition are

Tony Young
What day do eggs hate the most?
Fry-day!

Haley Cox
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens

What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
An eggs-plorer!

What kind of egg lives by the sea?
An egg shell.

What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
They egg-celerated!

Why did the egg go to school?
To get egg-u-cated!

How did the eggs leave the motorway?
They took the eggs-it!

How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried!

What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker!

Why couldn’t the egg get good reception on its TV?
Because the channels were all scrambled.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look!

Did you hear the one about the egg?
It’s not all its “cracked” up to be!