Egg Jokes

The latest winning jokes from Our Facebook competition are

Tony Young
What day do eggs hate the most?

Haley Cox
Who tells the best egg jokes?

What do you call an egg that goes on safari?

An eggs-plorer!

What kind of egg lives by the sea?
An egg shell.

What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
They egg-celerated!

Why did the egg go to school?
To get egg-u-cated!

How did the eggs leave the motorway?
They took the eggs-it!

How do monsters like their eggs?

What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker!

Why couldn’t the egg get good reception on its TV?
Because the channels were all scrambled.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Omelette.
Omelette who?

Omelette smarter than I look!

Did you hear the one about the egg?
It’s not all its “cracked” up to be!